lindsaylohoean:

if nash grier was a toy he would be *drum roll*

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A CHAMPAGNE FURBY

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floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

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1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

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War is organised murder, and nothing else Harry Patch aged 111. Britain’s last First World War veteran, 1898-2009  (via the-r-world)

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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

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jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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